I’m not sure why I love Ryan Lochte…. But I Do.

Oh, maybe this is why I’m in love with him?

Ryan Lochte

But do I really want to have a celeb crush on someone who wears a grill when accepting the highest honor in his field?

Ryan Lochte grill

Yes, yes I do. And here is why:

  1. He admitted that he pees in the pool.
  2. One of his favorite movies is What Women Want.
  3. He doesn’t know what a douchebag is, even though he’s called one all of the time. When he was asked about his portrayal as a douchebag, he said: “Douche bag? I don’t even know what is a douche bag, like what is it? Like what is the definition? … Like I really don’t know what it means, do you know?”
  4. He’s super good at interviews. “What defines me? Ryan Lochte.” So deep and profound.

  5. He has his own word: JEAH.
  6. He calls his friends the Lochterage and Lochte Nation. So basically he isn’t into himself at all.

Basically, he’s full of himself and kind of a dbag, but he’s hilarious and I just can’t get enough. Check out his show on E!, What Would Ryan Lochte Do if you are in need of some laughs!






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